[RndTbl] on-premise google analytics clone(ish)?

For web traffic stats/graphing, back in the day we all ran webalizer, and it's still ok. Now many/most sites insert the little google analytics javascript code link and get their stats there. But google is evil, so.... Does anyone have any on-box (preferably FLOSS, but for-pay is an option here too) web traffic stats/graphing tool they can personally recommend? (Cloud need not apply.) Does anyone know if any have js tie-in features like GA in order to get the more juicy stats? One would think it wouldn't be terribly difficult. Thanks!