That was fun!
Best LOL lines:
1) "2 words: org mode. I use to spend hours trying to get the image on the right page. Now I use org mode latex and just accept that it's impossible."
2) "Yeah I fought in the Vim Emacs Wars."
3) - "Interviewer: I think Vim has quite a nice tutorial." - "Enthusiast: I don't remember." - "Interviewer: Remember what?" - "Enthusiast: I don't remember asking for your opinion."
4) "You want my Emacs configuration? Look, this is a life of work - one does not simply share his Emacs configuration."