[RndTbl] EMACS :-)
Hartmut W Sager
hwsager at marityme.net
Mon Aug 21 15:08:56 CDT 2023
My favourite: parentheses paralysis
I spend all my time in my Vedit text editor. Advantages:
1. Discontinued. No further money to be spent on upgrades.
2. Storage efficiency. A byte is a byte is a byte. No UTF-8 (or similar), so a character is a byte is a byte.
3. 32-bit app. Runs on way more hardware than those restrictive 64-bit apps.
4. Installed version is totally portable. Run from USB stick, anywhere.
Oh, when I'm not in Vedit, I'm in my accounting software, written in Visual FoxPro 9 (final version). Advantages:
1. Discontinued. No further money to be spent on upgrades.
2. Flexible. I keep programming upgrades into it as the need arises.
3. Uses .DBF files. So data is always recoverable through a real text editor.
4. 32-bit app. Runs on way more hardware than those restrictive 64-bit apps.
5. Unintelligible to accountants (and to everyone else too). So, I can never be audited. Take that, CRA!
6. No user interface. So, nobody else can ever operate it.
Oh, when I'm not using the above 2 items, I'm in ZTree, my file manager. Advantages:
1. More-or-less discontinued. No further money to be spent on upgrades.
2. Installed version is totally portable. Run from USB stick, anywhere.
That's my off-the-cuff contribution to this humour thread.
Hartmut
On Mon 21 Aug 2023 at 14:07:56 -05:00, Bradford C. Vokey <brad at fsi.ca> wrote:
> That was fun!
>
> Best LOL lines:
>
> 1) "2 words: org mode. I use to spend hours trying to get the image on the right page. Now I use org mode latex and just accept that it's impossible."
>
> 2) "Yeah I fought in the Vim Emacs Wars."
>
>
> 3)
> - "Interviewer: I think Vim has quite a nice tutorial."
> - "Enthusiast: I don't remember."
> - "Interviewer: Remember what?"
> - "Enthusiast: I don't remember asking for your opinion."
>
> 4) "You want my Emacs configuration? Look, this is a life of work - one does not simply share his Emacs configuration."
>
>
> --
> Bradford C. Vokey
>
> Treasurer
> Manitoba Unix User Group
>
>
>
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