SuperMicro’s A2SDi-H-TF :

• 2.2GHz Denverton (Atom C3758) CPU architecture, 8 cores w/16MB each but not superscalar, no Turbo, and no HT.  Still plenty fast enough for most applications.
• Up to 256GB of ECC RAM.
• Dual 10G onboard.
• 13 x SATA ports (including 1xSuperDOM), 8 of them delivered via 2x Mini-SAS HD ports
• 1 x PCI-E x4
• 1 x M.2
• 1 x internal USB 3.1 (type A) port
• IPMI and remote mgmt. subsystem onboard

And although there are 4 fan headers, this is a Mini-ITX (!) board that runs a cool 25W (i.e. fanless!!!).

There’s an entire series of them this year from SuperMicro, all having slightly different configurations.

I know I’m getting old, but this is as incredible to me as my current equipment would have been to 10- or 20-years-ago me.

-Adam